Steve Yenke attended the University of Connecticut where he studied Economics and History in a laughable attempt to understand the world around him. While at UConn he performed improvisational comedy with the Agents of Improv and was elected Master of Ceremonies during his senior year. He grew up in Trumbull where he is renowned as the local expert on 18th century cemeteries.
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